Thought I tell you all about a conversation I had with my granddaughter Paris last year, she was six at the time. Now before I start according to Paris, my eldest daughter Karen's boyfriend (Martin) is not family because they aren't married.

I was telling her that at long last Gan Gan (Granddad), had helped me put some family photos on a wall in the dining room and I had left a place for one of Karen and Martin, the conversation then went as follows:

Paris.....Oh, if Martin is now family have they got married Nana?

Me......No

Paris.....Why not Nana?

Me.......I don't know why

Paris.....Is it because Martin hasn't bought a ring yet Nana?

Me......I don't really know Paris

Paris....Shall we buy Martin a ring Nana, then he can give it to Auntie Karen and then they can get married?

Me......Oh, I don't know if we can do that.

Paris...Why not Nana.......Yes, we will buy a ring......what colour ring shall we buy?

Me......How about a pink one then?

Paris.....No Nana, pink is my favourite colour, Red is Auntie Karen's favourite colour, shall we buy a red one?

Well before I could answer the question she said............yes, we will buy a red ring, give it to Martin and then they can get married.........right Nana????

So there we have the Innocent Proposal..................Simples as that!!!!!

Anymore stories to add? I've got a few more to tell..........

Paula x

What little stars they are!!

Good thread

Not sure if I mentioned on another thread before - my daughter is a peppa pig fan, said to her daddy you are like daddy pig (peppa's daddy) my husband said ohh why is that poppit.....because you have a big tummy like peppa's daddy

I shouldn't but I giggled!
Hehehehehe
Xxx

I had a classic from my son today (age 2). When doing a fire engine jigsaw there was a picture of the fire station in the background including the tower. Daniel asked why it was there so I told him it was for the firemen to practise on. He looked at me completely confused and just said "but why do firemen need to rescue princesses?" I think Zog and Rapunzel may have a lot to answer for!

I'm loving this thread

Bernice is in reception class and they are sounding out all their words.
She thinks this is brill
And is spending a lot of time writing things to her beloved teacher, miss Jones.

Bernie struggles a bit with words with 'r' so her friend robin is wobin etc

She's drawn a picture of miss jones outside a house. She's labelled it misses Emily jones house.

This is her spelling-

Mshits emlee Jowns howhs
Lol

Hi Paula - had a lovely visit yesterday with my grand-nephew, Edgar! What a lovely cuddly chap - makes me go all broody!!!

He's a bit too young to say anything, but is a bonny lad, and spent most of the time staring at me with all seriousness, as much as to say "Who are you mad woman? Making silly faces at me and wiggling your hands around with the puppet - does not impress me at all!"

hahaha

hi

my neice told her class of 7year olds what happens when she get up to go to school so hear we go.

i get out of bed then go brush my teath ect go and get dressed mum shouts up breakfast is ready,
dad gets up washes shaves gets dressed comes down stairs pisses on cat teacher looks in horror ,
(pisses on cat ) yes says neice he goes piss-pis well I almost fell over with laughter